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5.18.2015

Catlateral Damage: Releases May 27th on Steam (Incl. Infomercial & Press Release)

     Yes, the first-person cat simulator game about playing a cat left alone to run amok and generally go about ruining things will be released on May 27th.  I recall hearing about Catlateral Damage quite a while back from it's Kickstarter campaign and was reminded of it due to its press release (copied below).


     Since Catlateral Damage first came to my attention, it has grown to be a much, much larger game.  From what I recall it began as a simple browser game allowing you to push things off of stuff and be a small nuisance.  Now you are able to choose from many different cats, collect power ups, and generate a much higher level of cat-havoc outside of the home environments because there are now bonus levels in places like museums.  Utter cat-destruction and furry mayhem will ensue.

     For your reading pleasure, here is my new favorite official press release ever:
"For Immediate Release
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Meow-ow mew meow meow Wed May 27th mew meow mew meow mew mew meow-ow, mew mew mrow mrow mew meow meow-ow meow mew meow meow! Mew mew meow meow-ow meow mew meow meow-ow mew mew mew mrow. Meow-ow mew, meow meow mew meow mew meow mew mew meow-ow mew mew meow. Purrrr... Meow raaarowwww meow.
Me-meow mew mew meow meow-ow meow mew catlateraldamage.com!"

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